A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
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2 Bullets
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How is a woman like an airplane?
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Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
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The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...