Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...