How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!