I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...