Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...