Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...