Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...