White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...