Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....