Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...