A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...