Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!