Murphy’s Laws (5)
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A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
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Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Can You Read This
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Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
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Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
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