Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...