Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...