What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...