Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...