Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...