Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...