Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!