Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...