Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...