If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...