How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...