Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Pierced ears for pirates
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Quotes
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Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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