Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.