At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...