How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Stupid Stories
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Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...