What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...