Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...