Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Grenade
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At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Skin-diving!
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A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Yo mama is so ugly
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Red Phone
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Did you understand me?
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