General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...