Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...