Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
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The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...