Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
Pictures from police
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Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...