Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck