Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...