What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...