Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75