Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.