Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...