Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...