The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.