Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...