Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...