A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...