Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...