First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Because they’re wrigleys!
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Chicken jokes 03
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Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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Wedding Toasts 2
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Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...