The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Should have glasses
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Home burglar survey
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A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....