Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...